Picture this scene... You rub the sleep from you eyes and groggily grab your new mug that declares, “Woke up sexy as hell again,” and take a sip of some fresh, heavenly coffee. The coffee mug, of course, knows it’s lying. It’s seen you at 6 a.m.—hair defying gravity, one eye half-open, and a yawn that could scare off a bear. But hey, the coffee mug’s got your back. It’s like that one friend who hypes you up no matter what, even if you’re wearing mismatched socks and yesterday’s dinner on your shirt.
